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- 1850
-
- TALE OF JERUSALEM
- by Edgar Allan Poe
-
- Intensos rigidam in frontem ascendere canos
- Passus erat
- Lucan
- --a bristly bore.
- Translation
-
-
- "LET us hurry to the walls," said Abel-Phittim to Buzi-Ben-Levi and
- Simeon the Pharisee, on the tenth day of the month Thammuz, in the year
- of the world three thousand nine hundred and forty-one- "let us hasten
- to the ramparts adjoining the gate of Benjamin, which is in the city of
- David, and overlooking the camp of the uncircumcised; for it is the last
- hour of the fourth watch, being sunrise; and the idolaters, in
- fulfilment of the promise of Pompey, should be awaiting us with the
- lambs for the sacrifices."
-
- Simeon, Abel-Phittim, and Buzi-Ben-Levi, were the Gizbarim, or
- sub-collectors of the offering, in the holy city of Jerusalem.
-
- "Verily," replied the Pharisee, "let us hasten: for this generosity in
- the heathen is unwonted; and fickle-mindedness has ever been an
- attribute of the worshippers of Baal."
-
- "That they are fickle-minded and treacherous is as true as the
- Pentateuch," said Buzi-Ben-Levi, "but that is only towards the people of
- Adonai. When was it ever known that the Ammonites proved wanting to
- their own interests? Methinks it is no great stretch of generosity to
- allow us lambs for the altar of the Lord, receiving in lieu thereof
- thirty silver shekels per head!"
-
- "Thou forgettest, however, Ben-Levi," replied Abel-Phittim, "that the
- Roman Pompey, who is now impiously besieging the city of the Most High,
- has no assurity that we apply not the lambs thus purchased for the
- altar, to the sustenance of the body, rather than of the spirit."
-
- "Now, by the five corners of my beard!" shouted the Pharisee, who
- belonged to the sect called The Dashers (that little knot of saints
- whose manner of dashing and lacerating the feet against the pavement was
- long a thorn and a reproach to less zealous devotees- a stumbling-block
- to less gifted perambulators)- "by the five corners of that beard which,
- as a priest, I am forbidden to shave!- have we lived to see the day when
- a blaspheming and idolatrous upstart of Rome shall accuse us of
- appropriating to the appetites of the flesh the most holy and
- consecrated elements? Have we lived to see the day when-"
-
- "Let us not question the motives of the Philistine," interrupted
- Abel-Phittim, "for to-day we profit for the first time by his avarice or
- by his generosity, but rather let us hurry to the ramparts, lest
- offerings should be wanting for that altar whose fire the rains of
- heaven cannot extinguish, and whose pillars of smoke no tempest can turn
- aside."
-
- That part of the city to which our worthy Gizbarin now hastened, and
- which bore the name of its architect, King David, was esteemed the most
- strongly fortified district of Jerusalem; being situated upon the steep
- and lofty hill of Zion. Here, a broad, deep, circumvallatory trench,
- hewn from the solid rock, was defended by a wall of great strength
- erected upon its inner edge. This wall was adorned, at regular
- interspaces, by square towers of white marble; the lowest sixty, and the
- highest one hundred and twenty cubits in height. But, in the vicinity of
- the gate of Benjamin, the wall arose by no means from the margin of the
- fosse. On the contrary, between the level of the ditch and the basement
- of the rampart, sprang up a perpendicular cliff of two hundred and fifty
- cubits, forming part of the precipitous Mount Moriah. So that when
- Simeon and his associates arrived on the summit of the tower called
- Adoni-Bezek- the loftiest of all the turrets around about Jerusalem, and
- the usual place of conference with the besieging army- they looked down
- upon the camp of the enemy from an eminence excelling by many feet that
- of the Pyramid of Cheops, and, by several, that of the temple of Belus.
-
- "Verily," sighed the Pharisee, as he peered dizzly over the precipice,
- "the uncircumcised are as the sands by the seashore- as the locusts in
- the wilderness! The valley of The King hath become the valley of
- Adommin."
-
- "And yet," added Ben-Levi, "thou canst not point me out a Philistine-
- no, not one- from Aleph to Tau- from the wilderness to the battlements-
- who seemeth any bigger than the letter Jod!"
-
- "Lower away the basket with the shekels of silver!" here shouted a Roman
- soldier in a hoarse, rough voice, which appeared to issue from the
- regions of Pluto- "lower away the basket with the accursed coin which it
- has broken the jaw of a noble Roman to pronounce! Is it thus you evince
- your gratitude to our master Pompeius, who, in his condescension, has
- thought fit to listen to your idolatrous importunities? The god Phoebus,
- who is a true god, has been charioted for an hour- and were you not to
- be on the ramparts by sunrise? Aedepol! do you think that we, the
- conquerors of the world, have nothing better to do than stand waiting by
- the walls of every kennel, to traffic with the dogs of the earth? Lower
- away! I say- and see that your trumpery be bright in color and just in
- weight!"
-
- "El Elohim!" ejaculated the Pharisee, as the discordant tones of the
- centurion rattled up the crags of the precipice, and fainted away
- against the temple- "El Elohim!- who is the God Phoebus?- whom doth the
- blasphemer invoke? Thou, Buzi-Ben-Levi! who art read in the laws of the
- Gentiles, and hast sojourned among them who dabble with the Teraphim!-
- is it Nergal of whom the idolater speaketh?- or Ashimah?- or- Nibhaz?-
- or Tartak?- or Adramalech?- or Anamalech?- or Succoth-Benith?- or
- Dragon?- or Belial?- or Baal-Perith?- or Baal-Peor?- or Baal-Zebub?"
-
- "Verily it is neither- but beware how thou lettest the rope slip too
- rapidly through thy fingers; for should the wicker-work chance to hang
- on the projection of yonder crag, there will be a woful outpouring of
- the holy things of the sanctuary."
-
- By the assistance of some rudely constructed machinery, the heavily
- laden basket was now carefully lowered down among the multitude; and,
- from the giddy pinnacle, the Romans were seen gathering confusedly round
- it; but owing to the vast height and the prevalence of a fog, no
- distinct view of their operations could be obtained.
-
- Half an hour had already elapsed.
-
- "We shall be too late!" sighed the Pharisee, as at the expiration of
- this period, he looked over into the abyss- "we shall be too late! we
- shall be turned out of office by the Katholim."
-
- "No more," responded Abel-Phittim,- "no more shall we feast upon the fat
- of the land- no longer shall our beards be odorous with frankincense-
- our loins girded up with fine linen from the Temple."
-
- "Raca!" swore Ben-Levi, "Raca! do they mean to defraud us of the
- purchase money? or, Holy Moses! are they weighing the shekels of the
- tabernacle?
-
- "They have given the signal at last!" cried the Pharisee- "they have
- given the signal at last!- pull away, Abel-Phittim!- and thou,
- Buzi-Ben-Levi, pull away!- for verily the Philistines have either still
- hold upon the basket, or the Lord hath softened their hearts to place
- therein a beast of good weight!" And the Gizbarim pulled away, while
- their burthen swung heavily upwards through the still increasing mist.
-
-
- "Booshoh he!"- as, at the conclusion of an hour, some object at the
- extremity of the rope became indistinctly visible- "Booshoh he!" was the
- exclamation which burst from the lips of Ben-Levi.
-
- "Booshoh he!- for shame!- it is a ram from the thickets of Engedi, and
- as rugged as the valley of Jehosaphat!"
-
- "It is a firstling of the flock," said Abel-Phittim, "I know him by the
- bleating of his lips, and the innocent folding of his limbs. His eyes
- are more beautiful than the jewels of the Pectoral, and his flesh is
- like the honey of Hebron."
-
- "It is a fatted calf from the pastures of Bashan," said the Pharisee,
- "the heathen have dealt wonderfully with us!- let us raise up our voices
- in a psalm!- let us give thanks on the shawm and on the psaltery- on the
- harp and on the huggab- on the cythern and on the sackbutt"
-
- It was not until the basket had arrived within a few feet of the
- Gizbarium, that a low grunt betrayed to their perception a hog of no
- common size.
-
- "Now El Emanu!" slowly, and with upturned eyes ejaculated the trio, as,
- letting go their hold, the emancipated porker tumbled headlong among the
- Philistines, "El Emanu!- God be with us- it is the unutterable flesh!"
-
-
-
- -THE END-
-